A mother asks her child
Mother: What are you doing?
Child: Nothing.
I am doing something, but you are not to know.
A sister saw her siblings laughing out loud on the phone.
Sister: What's so funny? Anything interesting?
Sibling: Nothing much.
It is funny but you don't need to know
A friend made a nice chicken meal for the dinner
Me: Wow, that is delicious. What's in it?
Friend: Oh... nothing special. Just the normal stuff. Little bits of salt, onions, this... and that and that.
It is delicious... I know... But, sorry, secret recipe and I am not ready to share that with you.
Any guesses of what is the most convenient answer to give?
That's right.... I Don't Know
Where is the vacum cleaner? I don't know.....
Where is your little brother? I don't know.....
What else do you know?
Nothing???
If you are lucky, you will be left alone at least for the next half a day.
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